Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.

Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”

“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”

“How about me?”

He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”

She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.

“Your wife.

—"Bedtime Story" by Jeffrey Whitmore (via 01012012)

(Source: talesofnorth)

whisperingcourage:

smallandtinyhomeideas:

via Tiny House Build
hat tip to tinyhouseamerica

i want this

stupidshinji:

My icon is also the expression that I permanently have on my face.

(Source: bakagin)

hexgoddess:

A girl? with a peNIS? I TOOK EIGHTH GRADE BIOLOGY AND HAVE A FRAGILE AND ARBITRARY WORLDVIEW TIME TO BE A CONDESCENDING FUCK

(Source: punwitch)


'Fairy rings' in moss, Rainbow Mountains region near the Laugavegur trekking route, Iceland. Carpets of moss are common in Iceland’s highland regions. This photo shows a peculiar natural formation, known in Icelandic as “witch’s rings”.
Photo credit: Petr Brož

'Fairy rings' in moss, Rainbow Mountains region near the Laugavegur trekking route, Iceland. Carpets of moss are common in Iceland’s highland regions. This photo shows a peculiar natural formation, known in Icelandic as “witch’s rings”.

Photo credit: Petr Brož

(Source: malformalady)

guldentusks:

working pretty much backwards on this. colored up the otts thinking it’d be more of a single color bg then i was like NAH lets make this way more complicated than necessary for an ott date

guldentusks:

working pretty much backwards on this. colored up the otts thinking it’d be more of a single color bg then i was like NAH lets make this way more complicated than necessary for an ott date

miniprof:

chronic-pain:

dangerscissor:

please dont be mean to pigeons

ask them how their day is going

warn them about the dangers of playing in the street

give them compliments

admire their fancy dancing. tell them that they are pigeons

k641739021:

水の消える川 | 冬の春菊さん

k641739021:

水の消える川 | 冬の春菊さん

innerbohemienne:

Last Breath ~ maidenhair fern & roe deer, by Ken Marten

innerbohemienne:

Last Breath ~ maidenhair fern & roe deer, by Ken Marten

typette:

buttella:

redwoodcollective:

So around November a friend gave me a deer carcass for a project I’m in the process of cultivating. I left it hang in a tree over winter to dry out. Today, I went to take it down…but to my surprise, I found new life forming in the heart of death. 

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME

that is so wonderfully poetic and beautiful, damn

typette:

buttella:

redwoodcollective:

So around November a friend gave me a deer carcass for a project I’m in the process of cultivating. I left it hang in a tree over winter to dry out. Today, I went to take it down…but to my surprise, I found new life forming in the heart of death. 

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME

that is so wonderfully poetic and beautiful, damn